BIHUN ka....atau itu BIHUM???

Kekekek right now what's with the question on my nick? Some joke on noodles, or just a short acronym for the nickname that has been given to me. Well it appears the latter have been given to me in the past few months no thanks to some certain behavioral defects towards my place of study.

The name BIHUM....which also stands for "Bryan I Hate UM" kinda fits the scenario perfectly. A student....who studies there at the so called "premier university of malaysia" but hates the very core of it. There was never really a happy time for him, and from the looks of it....there might never be.

So...what makes it such a horrible place to study, one might ask. Since i've always been around the place showing some really "chibai" face all the time people might actually start to think that i'm a hater and thus could be one of the reasons why i'm being ostracized from the community there. Or also could be the fact that because i DO hate the place and most of the people there, i rather just avoid them and be the anti social than to put on that daily, mundane facade of mine towards patronising these people.

First reason of all....and i guess could be the best is the system of the university. Being students that we are there is no doubt that our main priority to be in campus is to study our asses off and try to score the best that we can for our future benefit BUT also as being a student here is mostly always associated to being young, we would like to enjoy our youth as much as possible before we wind down at our mid age and start to regret of all the things that we did not do when we had the chance. Thus the main complain and controversy of the century....WHY THE FUCK ISN"T THERE MUCH ENTERTAINMENT AROUND THE CAMPUS AREA?!?!?!? As comparing to other universities around the world....we are looking at taverns in the campus areas; bars, starbucks coffee outlets, hangout areas and most of the shit that even a retard would like. As i mentioned earlier it's true that our main priorities there is to study but you also cannot deny the fact that we are not machines built to do just one thing all the time. Socialising is important...ask any psychologist about it and he'll tell you straight in the face. And we are all left with the bloody university organizing some retarded activities that usually puts the students to sleep with their childish acts and blood curdling shrieks. Plus worst of all, the organisers themselves (which i will discuss in a moment) are so plain retarded a shooting squad should be set up just for them in honour of their lameness and retardism.

Right...so what's next? Here we go....education system. A couple of years back the government set a rule to imply all teachings of mathematics and science related subjects in English. A very good move, at least through their blindness and their cloud of greed hazing them, they can still see some light. Or maybe because the light was so bright even the blind would shield their eyes from it. But...with one flaw. When this rule was set, the government did not realize that more than half of their educational officers and teachers cant really speak the good language for FUCKS. This short sightness proved to be the downfall and one of the main reasons why the system is not working. Expecting the teachers (who are mostly morons btw) to "instantly" know how to switch their converse tongue to another language that is like Greek to them is total bullshit. And thus....most of the teachers start mixing their lectures or classes with English and Malay in a "rojak" manner....making it almost impossible to understand them. Why? All because we have the mentality that teachers are the "all knowing" beings of this world and thus do NOT need to improve themselves anymore. Well, think again jackass. Your English is worse than some chinese nationals i know and to add salt to the wound, they only started to learn it RECENTLY. Ouchhhh......

They say a nation is what it is through it's people. I couldn't agree more. UM might not have been a retarded place to study had it not been the people there. Of all the 21 years of my living experience i have NEVER seen SO MANY retarded looking people congregated in one area (this includes the organisers mentioned earlier). It's like as if the whole university has been converted to a place for rejects of life to train them up first before they are ready to face the world. Imagine waking up to a place full of people whose faces you feel like burning and you have to face them ALL DAY LONG. Now, i'm not saying that everyone over there is a retard but a good majority of them is enough to summarise them up as WHOLE. Throw a stone into a crowd, you'll most likely hit a retard. They and their own race speaking language made no room for people like me to socialise at all. Shuned and looked down upon, they would continue to laugh and chatter among their pathetic selves using the language half the world dont understand. Well, let's just see how the hell you would be able to find a good job next time with that kind of language usage. Saying eeee...., errrr...., ahhhh.....and sounds that make you look like you are giving the blowjob of your life isn't gonna please any boss that is interested in hiring you. Maybe the blowjobs WILL ensure you a janitor position...provided you do it every week.

Mamak stalls are always good for fried BIHUN. More chilli, extra egg and a piece of fried chicken to go with it. In UM however, BIHUM is the way to go. "Chibai" face, convict-like attitude and plain dislike towards the university until something major changes the way it is right now.